Kall Me Kubrick
Why is your dick bigger than mine? Lol 😂
Anonymous

When I fuckin, I gotta be several blocks away to get it in

keepmeafloat:

Feeling alright and far as physical appearance.
I’m super fucking sexually frustrated and can’t wait till I can masturbate. Ugh.
I’m also romantically frustrated, like gimme that cutesy dating snuggles and kisses bullshit.

Trimmed my neck hair today because it was starting to want to get mulletish and also trimmed around my ears.

Did arm workouts and also did some core. Need to do more core. Need To do leg workouts. Need to workout more regularly. Also did squats today.

drinksmokesmile:

drinksmokesmile:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

SIGNAL BOOSTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I HAVE FAMILY THERE

Reblogging again. Ladies, be safe.

when a hot person follows you

courtneyfromcanada:

me:  are you sure u followed the right person???

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

Feeling alright and far as physical appearance.
I’m super fucking sexually frustrated and can’t wait till I can masturbate. Ugh.
I’m also romantically frustrated, like gimme that cutesy dating snuggles and kisses bullshit.

Trimmed my neck hair today because it was starting to want to get mulletish and also trimmed around my ears.

Did arm workouts and also did some core. Need to do more core. Need To do leg workouts. Need to workout more regularly. Also did squats today.

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

I wanna make my booty look fly

moriarties:

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

or better known as ‘i’m smart enough to realise i need help but i’m way too proud to admit it let alone ask for it’

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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nyctaeus:

Colour pencil drawing by Elizabeth Patterson

Fuck you

nyctaeus:

Colour pencil drawing by Elizabeth Patterson

Fuck you