girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

marissaboleyn:

vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
current me: spills cereal on self
notkatniss:


Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

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and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

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and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell