Kall Me Kubrick
WHEN YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT A TV SHOW NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WATCH
xships:

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.


my brain

xships:

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

my brain

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)
AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.




“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

greatwhiterapper:

I’VE JUST BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS GIF FOR 7,000 YEARS

Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
(via aliciarae)
You come and go so easily just like the salty ocean water that arrives so briefly onto the shore. But, still, I can’t forget the way your name tastes every time I say it. The memories of you are left entangled all through out my veins and I can’t seem to get rid of you…
L.M. (via 101yrs)
trashboat:

spookygoon:

#LEFTHANDEDPROBLEMS

that is a right hand

trashboat:

spookygoon:

#LEFTHANDEDPROBLEMS

that is a right hand

sarahfuarchive:

rebloggable by request, NOW YOU CAN SPREAD THE SECRET, please do so responsibly

sarahfuarchive:

rebloggable by request, NOW YOU CAN SPREAD THE SECRET, please do so responsibly

And suddenly I realized ‘you deserve better’ really meant ‘I don’t want to hurt you, but I don’t want you anymore.’
EY (via latelycravingmore)