What a beautiful night at The Shelter in Detroit.
He looked at me
Smiled at me
Sang and smiled and looked at me all at once
Spit on me a little
And high fived me with his beautiful sweaty post show hand.
My legs are throbbing,
I made no friends,
My date had to leave before the show even started unexpectedly,
My throat is shredded,
I got spit on by the girl behind me,
My sweater fell into a pool of beer,
And my lips feel like they’re on fire.
But that man is my hero,
And tonight was wonderful despite all the shitty shit.
If you hadn’t gotten tickets for a show this tour,
You better get some.
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever
what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
TIS THE SEASON
if you say you didn’t have an avril lavigne phase I don’t believe you
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
*on the next episode of So You Think You Can Unfollow Me Without Me Noticing*
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft